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I put on my photographer hat the other day and took to the streets with my friend Hina Khan and here is one of my favorites from the shoot. They rest of my favs can be seen on my flickr account: Camera Pages
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Me: p.s. who uses the word smite anymore? it literally means strike with a firm blow.Her: Imma smite the television the next time I see the Elvis Prestley impersonator with his $3 toupee.Me: I think is made out the the hair of curly hair barbies kid sista skipper dolls hair. likely quite flamableHer: "It'd be like swapping a go cart with a Indy sports car."Me: "aliens aren't coming here to breed with us, thats just wishful thinking on the part of the public"Her: It just gets better and better.Me: we could just qoute it foverrs it would be most popular twitter feed of all timeHer: For realz.Me: "our planet is no stranger to cosmic intruders... including the defacto kings of that world the dinosards"Her: How the eff am I gonna top that shiz?Her: "Katrina would look a drop in the bucket compared to astro (glide)."Me: an although over five thousand mirrored objects have been captured so far, what happens next? ... when it comes to saving the planet no idea is off the table" ... you could just bolt a rocket to the side of one of these things and just slowly push it away, that might work."Me: but with hundreds of thousand of mirrored objects out there maybe one will send evolution back to the drawing boardHer: I don't think I can top that.Me: and if we don't get global warning under control we could be heading for a very inconvenient apocalypseMe: and judging by the affects thus far the earth may be a whole lot wetter than you might have guessedHer: That feels like an inconvenient truth. Where is Al Gore?Me: and judging by the affects thus far the earth may be a whole lot wetter than you might have guessedMe: Imagine turning a corner and running smack into an army of intelligent robotics... this could be how you life could end just a few short decades from nowHer: Aren't these so called enemy robots already in existence. ie cars.Her: Gray goo. Watch it!Me: "the entire planet would suddenly become a giant twitching blob of nanobots"Me: but as strange matter becomes unstable it could form other matter called a strangletteHer: Strangelets + Atoms = oil + water.We could be strangelets in space.Me: nearly 100 physicist assures that subatomic packman's are not going to come and destroy us all.Me: "there's a word for this by the way it's called spagetification"Me: "its black, black hole there you have it"Her: One day our own Mother Earth will turn against us.Me: "it sounds like a saturday sci fi matinee but its actually a snap shot of earth'Her: Good cop, black cop.Me: a thousand years from now a day at beach would require some snowshoes and a ice pic but nobody would be trying to build sand castle... the iceage is one place you can go back in time without a flux capacitor"Her: Earth = giant snowball. Snowball earth.Her: All roads lead back to ice. If you're not a seal or a penguin, you don't stand a chance.Me: Its good cop bad cop.. or is that just semantics.... okay now we've moved on from discovery channel to quoting reno 911Her Sun = gurdling gases.Her: Newfound hero: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_deGrasse_TysonMe: Neil deGrasse Tyson (born October 5, 1958) is an American astrophysicist, science communicatorresponsible for spagettification commentHer: Neil deGrasse Tyson: Voted sexiest astrophysics by People magazine. (Insert him whispering sweet nothings in my ear i.e. spaghettification theorem).Me: Oddly I recognize him from an appearance he made last week on the daily show with john stewart who also professed his love for deGrasse -
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“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
Marilyn Monroe (American, 1926–1962)
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Her: idk what to doMe: twiddle thumsMe: jumping jacksHer: i have books and stuffHer: i just don't want to be here anymoreHer: i'm tired of being aloneMe: hang upside down from bedMe: get wine and cigs and smoke/drink yourself into a stuporMe: then eat skittles and gummy bearsMe: promptly vomitMe: then eat doritos and chettosMe: prompty swig vodkaMe: smoke some moreMe: take 4 benedrls to sleepp off your alchohol cig sugar chettoh drunkennessMe: worst advices everrrHer: i'm gonna cry alone for a while -
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